Marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.

*Hemant Joshi *

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

*Socrates *

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

*Dumas *

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The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?

*Sigmund Freud *

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

*Sam Kinison *