INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as
CRICKET 3.0 and
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.. 1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program..
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and ………..
Good Luck !
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Anak sulung Ja dah mula tunjuk ketokohan untuk menjadi leader. She was busy arranging the goodie bags dalam store kami. Nobody asked her to arrange the goodie bags elok2 but she was quite structured. Nat bad at all for a standard 1 girl. You go girl! I am proud to be Mak Ngah's Dani. Tapi Dani tanya Pak Ngah, `Semalam Pak Ngah tidur peluk Mak Ngah ke?' Nak kena cubit mulut Dani tu.... :-)
Lawak but real...my male students helped me in writing my cards..heheh cute but real..tq to FKEE Public Speaking class people...I am very honored to have great support from all of you...And the next day, budak2 Kimia pula tolong..tq girls...
When female students come to me and ask me about love, my small advice would always be, try to be patient and wait for your prince charming who is going to be your husband. There is no use to rush in choosing the wrong man and to sacrifice ourselves without knowing the journey of our future with him. Girls should have dignity in protecting themselves from getting hurt at young age. Girls should focus on becoming a successful person in academic world, focus in becoming a good Muslimah, focus in contributing our energy and intellect to our society. Why worry about love and marriage at young age? Opportunities and chances to become successful person are waiting for everybody outside there. If we let ourselves to be trapped with inappropriate love and lust, we could easily lose our dignity and respect in the eyes of our family, society, friends and among all, in the eyes of Allah swt. Girls should be patient and wait for the right man before they surrender to love. Love and marriage should rhyme together. We should not love and get hurt because our hearts are too tender, too soft, too special to bleed over and over again. I pray so that all women and girls in the world meet their true love and we will be treated with kindness and respect. Be smart...pay back all kindness and sacrifice given by our beloved parents. Try to be the best daughter to them. Then, meet the king of your heart, your soul mate, fall in love, get married and be blessed with prayers all around us. Words of kindness and beautiful wishes will come to our ears, knowing we are going to be a wife and a mother. Be smart ladies..choose the right pathway according to Islam..
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I met my husband in 2005. He was in a terrible situation. He picked me up from a meeting in a Hotel at PJ, sent me to KL Sentral but it was a bad day for him. Massive jam and he was not in a good mood. He was down with so many marriage and family problems at that time. We arrived at Kl Sentral, we had a drink and I left him without having the desire to contact him, ever again. Dec 2008 he called me, asked me how many children I have after knowing that I was engaged once. Told him I was still single and he directly told me that he would like to be close to me. I was not interested. I don't hate him, don't get me wrong. But remembering men with heart broken stories, well..I am looking for happiness in a man. So, I did not call or sms him at all. Early Jan, I called him for a small reason of wanting to know where is Istana Budaya. Then somehow, we talked, we texted each other. He came to Kuantan 24 Jan 2009. A UMP female student was involved in an accident and abg Man was next to me, especially when I had to handle so many things regarding the student's death. Then, everything went smoothly. I introduced him to my parents. 1st Feb 2009, there was a small `risik' ceremony, a so-called-engagement with a small ring. Then we decided to get married on 21st March 2009. Then, we were married. :-) It went smoothly and I was surprised, there were no arguments and big quarrels. Maybe he is the right man for me...maybe...
Relax setelah habis kenduri..masa untuk menulis kenangan abadi sepanjang proses majlis perkahwinan, just to share with friends..
Finally, I could say this has been the greatest experience for me in dealing with love, human, financial, life and the best is...I am now a wife to a kind man. I have never asked for much in this world except to be granted a kind and loving man, regardless of what past he brings. I just want to build happiness and successful kindness in developing human being. I just want to go to heaven as a good and loyal wife, a loving mom and a responsible daughter and a generous human being. That is all..