Friday, August 22, 2008

Penulis blog ini berhenti rehat sebentar


Assalamualaikum wbt


Kepada para sahabat yang sudi meluangkan masa membaca blog yang serba kurang ini, terima kasih. Tq from the deepest of my heart. So many things have happened during the past 2,3 weeks.


1. I have been busy preparing for umrah. Hope everything goes well and Allah swt receives us with love and baraqah. To Mama and Dik D, we will be together as a team. We will stick together becoz we love and care for each other.


2. Last nite, I have the urge and desire to proceed with my PHD most probably with PM Dr V at UMS. Tq to Allah swt in giving me this inspiration. I pray I get the opportunity to join doctorate world by Dec 2008. Bantulah hamba mu ini Ya Allah....


3. And regardless of my time constraints, I managed to finish my part of the paper on RAKSI which is due on 1st Sept. Semoga Zahim dapat habiskan his part and we manage to get into the proceeding book for the conference at Legend KL, this December.


4. To Shamsuri, tq for being there as my best friend. Your words of wisdom has managed to calm me in so many ways. May you hav the rezeki to go to Mekah as His guest too.


5. To Fai, tq..If only you know how I feel..yet I bring your doa to Baitullah...We may face ups and down in our new relationship, we will survive..do not let fear deter you from searching new love. Trust Alah is with us all the time. Tq for all the wonderful moments. I have faith Terengganu will become a reality. You are most welcome here...with me..a place where I welcome you...with all my heart...


6. To Ja and Wan, selamat menjaga Tok sebaiknya. Tq for helping out and tq for being great. Sapalah kak cik tanpa Ja...


7. To Kak Long and Abg Long, tq for the support and motivation. They came back with love and care and we needed that before we leave for Mekah.


8. To Zizah, Harti, Intan, Jik, Ayu, Azah, Julie...tq for being here...since our secondary years, your faith in this friendship has been a strength to me.


9. To friends at CMLHS, Raha, Anita, Aini, Kak Tym, Hafiz, Muni, Za, Zuraina, Ezi, Yazi, Arif, Imad....frends at PPT...Ida, Airin, frends at UMP...W.Azlee, Suzana...tq for the doa..


10. To Ust Hilmi and all felos..tq for the understanding


11. To my associates and students at KK3, take care...


12. To Abah..what else can I say as a daughter? I just want you to be healthy and may you have the opportunity the light of life thru the eyes of a Muslim...I love u, abah...with all my heart..


I may not be the best person to express myself on everything, I am merely a human being. But I believe I was born to make others happy. I must, I will...insyallah



Ya Allah,


terimalah diriku sepenuhnya untuk ke rumah mu Ya Allah, ampuni segala dosa ku dan keluarga ku...permudahkan lah jodoh ku bersama seorang lelaki yang beriman dan bertanggungjawab...permudahkanlah PHD ku...permudahkanlah perjalanan kerjaya ku..murahkanlah rezeki ku....lembutkanlah hati musuhku...bantulah sahabat2ku dengan memakbulkan doa mereka....panjangkan lah umur ku agar ku dapat terus berdakwah dan bertabiyyah...ku ingin masuk ke syurga mu Ya Allah...terima lah jiwa ku Ya Allah...terima lah ku sepenuhnya Ya Allah...


I'll be back by 10 Sept 2008..will write more..

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Love...A friend loves Iron Maiden..in Perth Feb 2008






I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me.


Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love."


This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.


This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try to posses it, they demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you .


For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.


Give and don't expect.

Advise, but don't order.

Ask, but never demand.


It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love.


To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet a non conditional care."

KHUTBAH TERAKHIR RASULULLAH S.A.W.





As a reminder to all Muslims and myself.................................


KHUTBAH TERAKHIR RASULULLAH S.A.W.
Wahai manusia, dengarlah baik-baik apa yang hendak kukatakan, aku tidak mengetahui apakah aku akan dapat bertemu lagi dengan kamu semua selepas tahun ini. Oleh itu dengarlah dengan teliti kata-kataku ini dan sampaikan ia kepada orang-orang yang tidak dapat hadir di sini pada hari ini.

Wahai manusia, sepertimana kamu menganggap bulan ini dan kota ini sebagai suci, maka anggaplah jiwa dan harta setiap orang muslim sebagai amanah suci. Kembalikanlah harta yang diamanahkan kepada kamu kepada pemiliknya yang berhak. Janganlah kamu sakiti sesiapapun agar orang lain tidak menyakiti kamu lagi. Ingatlah bahawa sesungguhnya kamu akan menemui tuhan kamu dan Dia pasti akan membuat perhitungan di atas segala amalan kamu. Allah telah mengharamkan riba dan dari itu segala urusan yang melibatkan dibatalkan mulai sekarang.

Berwaspadalah terhadap syaitan demi keselamatan agama kamu. Dia telah berputus asa untuk menyesatkan kamu dalam perkara-perkara besar, maka berjaga-jagalah supaya kamu tidak mengikutinya dalam perkara-perkara kecil.

Wahai manusia, sebagaimana kamu mempunyai hak ke atas isteri kamu, mereka juga mempunya hak di atas kamu. Sekiranya mereka menyempurnakan hak mereka ke atas kamu, maka mereka juga berhak untuk diberi makan dan pakaian dalam suasana kasih sayang.

Layanilah wanita-wanita kamu dengan baik, berlemah lembutlah terhadap mereka kerana mereka sesungguhnya adalah teman dan pembantu kamu yang setia. Dan hak kamu ke atas mereka adalah mereka sama sekali tidak boleh memasukkan orang yang kamu tidak sukai ke dalam rumah kamu dan dilarang melakukan zina.

Wahai manusia, dengarlah bersungguh-sungguh kata-kataku ini, sembahlah Allah, dirikanlah sembahyang lima kali sehari, berpuasalah di bulan Ramadhan, dan tunaikanlah zakat dari harta kekayaan kamu. Kerjakanlah "Ibadah haji" sekiranya kamu mampu.

Ketahuilah bahawa setiap muslim adalah saudara kepada muslim yang lain. Kamu semua adalah sama, tidak seorang pun yang lebih mulia dari yang lainnya kecuali dalam taqwa dan beramal soleh.

Ingatlah, bahawa kamu akan menngadap Allah pada suatu hari untuk dipertanggungjawabkan di atas segala yang telah kamu kerjakan. Oleh itu awasilah agar jangan sekali-kali kamu terkeluar dari landasan kebenaran selepas ketiadaanku.

Wahai manusia, tidak ada lagi Nabi atau Rasul yang akan datang selepasku dan tidak akan lahir agama baru. Oleh itu wahai manusia, nilailah dengan betul dan fahamilah kata-kataku yang telah aku sampaikan kepada kamu.
Sesungguhnya aku tinggalkan kepada kamu dua perkara, yang sekiranya kamu berpegang teguh dan megikuti kedua-duanya, nescaya kamu tidak akan tersesat selama-lamanya. Itulah al-Quran dan sunnhaku.

Hendaklah orang-orang yang mendengar ucapanku, menyampaikan pula kepada orang lain. Semoga yang terakhir lebih memahami kata-kataku dari mereka yang terus mendengar dariku. Saksikanlah Ya Allah, bahawasanya telah aku sampaikan risalahMu kepada hamba-hambaMu....
from http://planet.time.net.my/Sepang/putera_bongsu/html/renungan_list.htm#A001

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Gambar Mekah dari Satelit

Taken from:

http://isuhangat.blogspot.com/2008/04/gambar-mekah-dari-satelit.html


Dulu, sudah ada post gambar ni tapi sebab blog gambar lama dah error, saya repost utk mereka yang miss post tersebut di isuhangat. Gambar Kaabah dari satelit US. Sungguh indah terang benderang Kaabah di Mekah juga gambar Madinah dari satelit.

Orang-orang Barat sentiasa mahu mengkaji kawasan Tanah Haram, tetapi apa yang mereka jumpa sungguh ajaib dan menunjukkan kekusaan Allah seperti luasnya air telaga zam-zam yang tak pernah kering walaupun telah digunakan sekian lamanya. Maha Suci Allah!

Namun ada juga yang kata sebab marmar putih yang ada di Kaabah.

Kawasan Bumi Kaabah Terang Benderang.
Ku lihat dari kacamata satelit.


Makkah, Via Satelite (1 meter IKONOS, Dec. 1999)
Well, the watermark really is distracting, but you can easily make out the salient features of the Masjid al-Haram in brilliant white marble, and the surroundings: (1) The Holy Kabah (2) Well of Zam Zam, entrance (3) Mount al-Safaa (4) Mount al-Marwa (5) Barbers (6) More prayer area (red mats) (7) King's palace. You don't see it in many pictures, but it can't hide from the satellite. There's a solid concrete wall dividing the palace from the Masjid area. (8) Hotels and shops at street level. This particular one is Kughee's, a favorite among the South African crowd. The green line is about the point from where you begin the circumbulation of the Holy Ka'bah (going counter-clockwise). At that point of the Ka'abah itself is the Black Stone, the Hajr-e-Aswad. On the other side, is a green light, as a marker.

Madinah, Via Satelite (1 meter IKONOS, Dec. 1999)

Masjid-e-Nabawi, The Mosque of Prophet Muhammad Peace be upon him. The white marble brings out the Masjid easily against the dark terrain and surrounding buildings. (1) Masjidun Nabawi (2) Bab-e-Jibrael, The Gate of Jibrael (Angel Gabriel, the gate through which he entered). Be sure to enter the Majid through here to attain much reward on your visit, insha-Allah. And then, when you leave, leave through the adjacent door, passing the grave of Prophet Muhammad (Sallallahu alayhi wasallam) where you may greet him. Buried here (between 2 and 3) are also Hadhrat Abu Bakr Siddique Radiallahu Anhu, and Hadhrat Umar Radiallahu Anhu. (3) the green dome of the Masjid (4) Jannatul Baqee. Here is the final resting place for many of the great companions (May Allah be pleased with them) of Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him. It borders the Mosque at the top, and down to the street at the bottom of the image where the 4 is located. (5) Shops, bazaars. (6) Hotels

Persiapan perjalanan kerohanian...Semoga diriku, mama dan dik d diberikan hati yang tabah dan sabar..


Persiapan perjalanan kerohanian

Jemaah mesti bersih hati, peribadi dengan ilmu sebelum jejak kaki ke Tanah Suci

PERJALANAN mengerjakan haji atau umrah ke Tanah Suci tidak sama dengan perjalanan ke mana-mana destinasi di dunia ini. Bukan saja kerana buminya yang penuh berkat atau di sana ada Baitullah dan bersemadinya jasad Rasulullah SAW, tetapi kerana ia pengembaraan kerohanian.

Ia perjalanan yang jauh lebih agung, lebih getir dan beranjau daripada perjalanan fizikal kerana kita bukan sekadar membawa badan (jasad), malah membawa hati (rohani) untuk tunduk serta patuh kepada Allah.

Sebaik saja kaki kita mula melangkah keluar daripada rumah untuk ke Tanah Suci, beriringan dengan doa dan air mata keluarga serta sanak saudara, lidah mula memuji-Nya sambil hati merintih memohon keampunan, pertolongan dan kasih sayang daripada-Nya. Itulah tanda hati atau rohani kita mula mengembara menuju kepada Allah.

Pengembaraan ini bukan perjalanan selesa dengan harapan segala kemudahan sudah disediakan untuk kita. Ia juga bukan perjalanan untuk bergembira dan bersuka ria. Ia adalah perjalanan menuntut pengorbanan, menagih keringat dan meruntun perasaan, kembara seorang hamba menuju kepada Tuhannya.

Mengembara ke Tanah Suci mesti dimulai dengan niat ikhlas dan hati suci lagi bersih. Hati bersalut dengan iman dan takwa serta dihiasi segala sifat mulia (mahmudah) antaranya, tenang, sabar, bertolak ansur, merendah diri, murah hati, baik sangka, syukur, reda dan tawakal.

Setiap pengembara, persiapan pengembaraan yang penting ini memerlukan persediaan fizikal dan mental. Antara senarai persiapan yang sering dibincang dan diperingatkan oleh ulama ialah:

  • Niat yang ikhlas
  • Persiapan ilmu yang cukup
  • Bertaubat dari segala dosa
  • Mendapat keredaan ibu bapa, keluarga dan guru
  • Menyemak semula punca perbelanjaan
  • Mendapatkan teman dan rakan yang selayak

    Cuba renungkan, contoh yang jelas ketika musim cuti sekolah baru-baru ini kita sibuk merancang program, bekalan itu dan ini bagi memenuhi keperluan percutian atau perjalanan pulang ke kampung dengan baik dan sempurna.

    Adakah kita hanya memandang ringan saja pengembaraan suci ini. Pernahkah terfikir, bagaimana persiapan pasukan pendaki Everest negara yang berjaya mengharungi cabaran pendakian tempoh hari. Berapa lamakah masa diambil untuk sesi latihan? Berapakah pula persiapan kewangan? Hingga ke tahap manakah persiapan latihan fizikal dan mental yang mereka lalui hingga berjaya membuktikan mereka boleh?

    Berbalik kepada persiapan pengembaraan rohani ini, bagaimana persiapan diri dan ilmu kerana matlamat pengembaraan ialah menunaikan ibadat yang ditentukan syarat serta caranya.

    Perlu diingatkan, selain persiapan menghiasi diri dengan sifat mulia, perlu melontar jauh segala sifat keji (mazmumah) seperti pemarah, sombong, mementingkan diri, bangga diri, keluh kesah, bakhil, mengumpat, mengungkit, berbantah dan buruk sangka. Hanya dengan cara ini saja haji kita akan diterima Allah.

    Di Tanah Suci kelak, kita mungkin diuji dengan bermacam ujian oleh Allah. Berdoalah semoga kita tabah menghadapinya dan dianugerah haji mabrur. Inilah darjat tinggi lagi mulia di sisi Allah.

    Rasulullah SAW bersabda bermaksud: “Haji yang mabrur, lebih baik dari dunia dengan isinya dan haji mabrur tiada balasan lain, selain syurga.” (Hadis riwayat Abu Hurairah)

    Haji mabrur tidak diperoleh dengan jalan mudah. Ibarat hendak mendapat kenaikan pangkat, kita akan dinilai. Lebih-lebih lagilah ‘kenaikan pangkat’ di sisi Allah, pasti tidak akan diberi secara percuma tanpa terlebih dulu diuji dengan segala kesusahan dan kepayahan. Setiap manusia akan diuji dengan pengorbanan harta yang banyak, selain terpaksa menempuh perjalanan jauh lagi memeritkan.

    Inilah digambarkan Allah melalui firman-Nya: “Dan serukanlah umat manusia untuk mengerjakan ibadat haji, nescaya mereka akan datang ke (rumah Tuhanmu) dengan berjalan kaki dan dengan menunggang berjenis unta yang kurus, yang datangnya daripada berbagai jalan (dan ceruk rantau) yang jauh.” (Surah al-Haj, ayat 27)

    Dalam pengembaraan ini, kita adalah tetamu Allah dan sebagai tetamu-Nya, apakah yang hendak kita persembahkan kepada Allah serta apa pula yang ingin kita mohon daripada-Nya?

  • Ketika mandi dan membersihkan diri sebelum memakai ihram, kita hendaklah berniat membersihkan diri daripada segala dosa.
  • Waktu memasuki kota Makkah, kukuhkan niat untuk menjadikan Allah sebagai satu-satunya tujuan hidup kita.
  • Ketika tawaf mengelilingi Kaabah, hati diniatkan seolah-olah berjalan menuju keredaan Allah.
  • Ketika Sa’ie antara Bukit Safa dan Bukit Marwah, ibarat antara mengharap pada rahmat Allah dan takut pada azab-Nya.
  • Ketika Wukuf di Arafah pula, hati dibawa dekat dengan-Nya. Dia yang Maha Mengetahui perbuatan dan hati nurani kita.
  • Ketika menuju ke Muzdalifah dan memungut batu di sana, hati berniat untuk membuang jauh segala macam maksiat dan kejahilan.
  • Ketika tangan melontar jamrah, kita hakikatnya melontar musuh turun-temurun iaitu iblis dan sekutunya yang terlaknat.
  • Tatkala rambut dicukur, seolah-olah kita membuang daripada diri kita segala perkara keji dan kita memohon keluar daripada dosa seperti ketika lahir daripada perut ibu.

    Demikianlah seharusnya rohani kita dibawa mengembara. Namun, kita tidak akan mampu melakukannya tanpa petunjuk dan pertolongan Allah. Justeru, kepada-Nya kita memohon petunjuk, perlindungan dan keampunan.

    Sabda Baginda SAW: “Orang yang mengerjakan haji dan umrah adalah delegasi Allah. Jika mereka berdoa, nescaya Allah perkenankan doanya itu dan jika mereka memohon ampun, nescaya Allah akan mengampuninya.” (Hadis riwayat Abu Hurairah)

    Lalu kepada-Nya kita mengharap, “Ya Allah, iman dan keyakinan kami hanya secubit jika hendak dibandingkan dengan iman dan keyakinan Nabi-Mu Ibrahim. Baginda tabah meninggalkan isteri dan putera kesayangannya di tengah padang pasir yang kering dan tandus semata-mata kerana sangat akur dengan perintah-Mu.”

    “Ya Tuhanku, kecekalan dan tawakal kami tidak setanding dengan kecekalan dan tawakal kekasih-Mu. Jadikanlah perjalanan yang bakal kami tempuh ini benar-benar satu perjalanan yang Engkau reda dan Engkau bantu. Mungkin inilah sekali dalam seumur hidup kami, Engkau rezekikan kami dengan peluang keemasan ini.”

    “Jadikanlah ia sebaik-baik kesempatan yang kami dapat manfaatkan di bumi berkat tempat bersemadi para kekasih-Mu. Pimpinlah kami dan suluhilah laluan kembara kami ini. Amin.

    Daripada Abu Hurairah katanya Rasulullah SAW bersabda: “Sesiapa yang mengerjakan haji, tidak dirosakkan oleh perbuatan dan perkataan yang kotor, serta tidak membuat maksiat, maka pulangnya seperti hari dia baru dilahirkan (bersih dari dosa).”

    Penulis ialah Pengurus Kanan (Bimbingan) Lembaga Tabung Haji

  • Cara membaca Surah Yassin dgn betul sewaktu seseorang menghadapi Sakaratul Maut

    Dedicated to my lovely mother Hajjah Halijah bt Tajudin yang pakai uniform KK3, who has always stood by me..druing ups and down in my career. Buat mama yang disanjungi dan dihargai, antara wanita yang paling kuat dan tabah di dalam menghadapi karenah pasangan serta anak menantu. Semoga mama dilanjutkan usia dan semoga mama terus diberkati Allah swt. Doakanlah agar Allah permudahkan perjalanan kami ke Baitullah demi menunaikan ibadah umrah dan dijemput menjadi tetamu Allah. Doakanlah agar kami sihat dan sabar di dalam menempuh apa jua dugaan. To my mother whom I know will never read my blog, I live to give happiness to you.




    Subject: FW: Cara membaca Surah Yassin dgn betul sewaktu seseorang menghadapi SakaratulMaut

    Assalammualaikum,

    Surau Darussaadah di Keramat Permai telah mengadakan ceramah umum
    mengenai Isra' Mikraj oleh Ustaz Abdullah Mahmud.

    Berikut adalah sedikit sebanyak intipati ceramah yang ingin saya kongsi
    bersama rakan2 sekalian:-

    Menurut Ustaz, masyarakat Melayu telah lama buat salah dalam 'membantu'
    seseorang mengahdapi sakaratul maut. Menjadi kebiasaan, kita akan mengelilingi orang yang tengah nazak dengan masing2 membaca surah Yasin,
    dengan bacaan yang tersendiri dan bermacam2 ragam (setengah dengan
    tartil, setengah bacaan laju). Perbuatan sebegini akan menjadikan orang yang tengah nazak merasa lebih kelam kabut (kerana menurut ustaz sebelum
    datangnya kematian, kita 'disibukkan' dengan segala gambaran perbuatan
    kita di dunia).

    Kaedah yang sepatutnya diamalkan ialah:-

    i. Lantik seorang yang bacaan Alquran nya baik (dari segi tajwid) untuk membaca surah Yasin - yang lain2 bole bersama2 semak.

    ii. Sebaik2 orang yang dilantik itu adalah anak ataupun saudara terdekat yang mempunyai perasaan kasih pada orang yang tengah nazak.

    iii . Merenung wajah orang tengah nazak sebelum surah Yasin dibaca untuk menimbulkan rasa belas kasihan dan mudah2an surah yang dibaca boleh membantu pencabutan nyawa beliau.

    iv.
    Membaca 3 hingga 4 kalimah Surah Yasin, berhenti, dan menolong (menuntun) beliau untuk melafaz "Laa ila ha illallah".

    v . Kemudian menyambung semula bacaan, baca 3 hingga 4 kalimah, berhenti lagi, dan menolong beliau mengucap "Laa ila haillallah" lagi.

    vi
    . Diteruskan sehingga lah beliau menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir.

    Semoga ini dapat meningkatkan lagi ilmu pengetahuan kita dalam
    'membantu' saudara mara atau mak ayah kita dalam menghadapi sakaratul maut. Dan semoga kita mendapat segala rahmat serta hidayah NYA dlm membuat amal kebajikan dengan cara yang betul bukan semata2 melalui ikutan adat.


    Amiin.


    Wassalam.

    Will Distance Deter Love?





    Today I am not going to cut and paste articles from somewhere. Today I would like to write something from the heart. Today I want to feel good while writing on the idea of starting a new friendship which can lead to a relationship. Why is it that human being try their best to resist love? Push away love? Are we not strong enough to face love in our life? I, personally, seriously, frankly, sincerely am scared of reaching out for love. I would rather be close friends to so many people instead of falling in love. Why? I don't want to go through heartbreak moments anymore. But when my heart falls, it really falls. I get weak all over. My heart trembles..My heartbeat stops! I wish life is simple. I wish life at my age is simple. It is not simple yet it is a challenge to seek for a true love. Will I get this chance again? Now? Will the distance be a problem to us? Ya Allah..dengarkanlah rintihan hati kami ini....

    Friday, August 15, 2008

    FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE




    Taken from email:

    Lesson 1

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

    When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

    Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

    When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

    'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    Moral of the story
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



    Lesson 2
    A priest offered a Nun a lift.

    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

    The priest nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

    The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

    The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

    The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

    The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

    Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

    Moral of the story
    If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



    Lesson 3
    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

    They rub it and a Genie comes out.

    The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

    'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

    Puff! She's gone.

    'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

    Puff! He's gone.

    'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
    The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

    Moral of the story
    Always let your boss have the first say.



    Lesson 4
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

    The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Moral of the story
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



    Lesson 5
    A turkey was chatting with a bull.

    'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

    'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

    Moral of the story
    Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



    Lesson 6
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out!

    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

    (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

    Thursday, August 14, 2008

    Tazkirah remaja: 3 faktor perosak manusia



    Picture taken from:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/albazyah/244512175/

    Salam buat semua.....

    Sempena dengan bulan Syaaban dan Ramadhan yang bakal menjelma tak lama lagi, saya ingin berkongsi dengan anda semua satu artikel dari harian Metro semoga dapat menjadi ingatan buat kita semua...yang jauh di perantauan agar sentiasa mengingati NYA di mana jua kita berada..


    Sesungguhnya ingat-mengingati itu adalah satu tuntutan kerana sebagai manusia kita adalah golongan yang alpa.

    Tazkirah Remaja:

    3 faktor perosak manusia

    Bersama Mohd Zawawi Jusoh

    SEMUA orang gemar kepada perkara yang baik dan melakukan kebaikan kerana ia membawa kebahagiaan, kesejahteraan dan keharmonian.

    Golongan seperti perompak atau penyamun juga tidak suka harta bendanya dicuri dan diganggu, walaupun mereka mengganggu dan menceroboh kehidupan orang lain.

    Keburukan berlaku dalam masyarakat disebabkan beberapa faktor seperti tidak menghiraukan larangan Allah. Begitu juga keharmonian boleh digapai apabila kita menuruti petunjuk Allah yang maha kuasa.

    Menghindari lebih baik daripada mencegah. Kali ini kita bermuhasabah untuk menghindari faktor perosak.
    Saidina Umar berkata: “Sekiranya kamu ingin menghindari keburukan, kamu mesti mengetahui kejahatan itu supaya senang kamu menghindarinya.”
    Sabda Rasulullah s.a.w yang bermaksud: “Ada tiga perkara merosakkan, hawa nafsu yang dituruti, kedekut yang ditaati dan kekaguman pada diri sendiri.”

    Pertama
    , hawa nafsu bukan dibunuh tetapi dididik. Ini kerana nafsu dunia menjadi indah, sebab itu dunia di bangunkan, rasa cinta kepada harta, takhta dan wanita mengindahkan kehidupan selama mana dalam batas yang dibenarkan. Ikut nafsu lesu, ikut hati mati, ikut rasa binasa.

    Remaja yang tenggelam dalam hawa nafsunya lemas dalam lilitannya. Cinta tanpa batasan, pergaulan bebas, mahu senang tanpa usaha, berhibur tanpa batasan dan akhirnya nafsu menjadi Tuhan, berkiblatkan perasaan serta tiada lagi batasan.

    Pada masa itu pekak telinganya, buta matanya dan akhir sekali terkunci hatinya. Allah sudah mengingatkan umatnya dalam firman-Nya yang bermaksud:

    “Pernahkah kamu melihat orang yang menjadikan hawa nafsunya sebagai Tuhan. Allah membiarkan mereka sesat dalam keadaan berilmu lalu Allah mengunci mati pen dengaran dan hatinya.”

    Ini yang dibimbangkan terhadap sebilangan remaja kita, belajar di universiti, ilmu banyak, ijazah tinggi, jawatan serta gaji lumayan tetapi menjadi ‘pak turut’ kepada hawa nafsu jahat.

    Kebanyakan mereka ditangkap kerana rasuah, pecah amanah, merogol, seks bebas, buang bayi dan pelbagai kesalahan jenayah.

    Tidak dinafikan juga ada jenayah dilakukan mereka yang berpelajaran. Hakikatnya, jika kita ingin menjadi insan yang baik, bukan hanya perlu kepada ilmu dan segulung ijazah tetapi lebih penting ialah bungkusan azimat iman untuk mengekang kemahuan nafsu menggila.

    Subjek pembelajaran sepatutnya ditekankan untuk mengendalikan hawa nafsu. Remaja sepatutnya bukan hanya memburu kecerdikan tetapi kebaikan.

    Kedua,
    sifat yang merosak ialah kedekut. Terlalu cintakan harta hingga tidak mengeluarkan zakat. Tidak terpanggil membantu sesama Muslim dalam bidang ekonomi juga dipanggil kedekut. Sama ada menyokong mereka dengan membeli produk atau dengan tidak menjatuhkannya.

    Ada sesetengah remaja menghambur duit di tempat perjudian, untuk minuman keras dan melayan teman wanita yang luar biasa idaman kebendaannya. Malangnya derma anak yatim tidak dipandang, tabung masjid yang disediakan dibiarkan.

    Kedekut bukan terbatas kepada duit saja tetapi merangkumi kedekut idea, pendapat, kedekut nota kuliah, resipi dan tenaga.

    Program kebaikan dan bermanfaat di kampus dan surau serta masjid kadang-kadang tidak mendapat sokongan mem berangsangkan di kalangan remaja. Tetapi jika konsert dan hiburan, tanpa dijemput sanggup melakukan apa saja untuk menikmatinya.

    Pemuda yang mewarisi negara perlu belajar menjadi pe murah, suka membantu, ringan tangan dan penyokong setia kebaikan.

    Ketiga
    , sifat membanggakan diri. Ia merosak diri, keluarga dan masyarakat. Orang yang bangga diri biasanya berasa ada kelebihan luar biasa pada dirinya yang tidak mampu di tandingi orang lain.

    Mereka yang terkena penyakit begini biasanya mudah memperkecilkan kebolehan orang lain. Apabila melakukan kesalahan sukar untuk diri mengakuinya, jarinya mudah menuduh dan menuding orang lain. Fitnah terkutuk sanggup dilakukan demi untuk menjaga nama baik dirinya yang sebenarnya memang jelek.


    Wednesday, August 13, 2008

    A tribute to Beloved Mak Yong_Zizah's loving and beautiful mom






    To my dear Zizah,

    I know how much you miss your mom. My heart bleeds too when I see these pictures. All those wonderful moments remembering your mother's laughter and smiles. Her jokes never failed to make me smile and partly the reason why I try my best to visit your family as frequent as I could. The fact that I managed to be a small part of your family since childhood has been an honour to me. You must be very proud to have a kind and loving mother like Mak Yong. Nobody could ever take her place but do believe, she is now happy with those near to Allah swt due to her kindness and her sacrifice for her family. Be strong my friend. Love is just a loan to us. All the things in this world, all materials, all love, all creatures are meant to be here, non permanent. Pray hard, solat and always be kind. Remember the 3 things that will help us when we die and kind children is one of them. Be strong and stay strong. Your family needs you more than ever.

    Mak Yong remains in my heart..a special place in my heart eternally...

    Forever we remain friends

    Tuesday, August 12, 2008

    Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

    Gambar di PICC..kenangan present Soft Skills

    Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

    1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

    2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

    3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

    4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

    5. You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.

    6. Its usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

    7. Its best to have a soft place to land.

    8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

    9. If your are with someone who is having trouble keeping up, its usually best to slow down and wait for them.

    10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

    11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

    12. If you fall off get right back on.

    13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

    14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

    15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

    16. Sometimes its nice to have a cushy seat.

    17. Once your are over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

    18. That's why some of them are called Mounting Bikes.

    Monday, August 11, 2008

    Health - Important Tips:


    Health - Important Tips:








    Answer the phone by
    LEFT ear
    Do not drink coffee more than
    TWICE a day
    Do not take pills with
    COLD water
    Do not have
    HUGE meals after 5pm
    Reduce the amount of
    OILY food you consume
    Drink more
    WATER in the morning, less at night
    Keep your distance from hand phone
    CHARGERS
    Do not use headphones/earphone for
    LONG period of time
    Best sleeping time is from
    10pm at night to 6am in the morning
    Do not lie down immediately after taking
    medicine before sleeping
    When battery is down to the
    LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times

    A cup of coffee



    The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.'

    A group of graduates, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

    Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

    When all the students had a cup of coffee, the professor said: 'If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the simple and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.

    Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... Then you began eyeing each other's cups.'

    Now consider this, said the professor, 'Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee

    God has provided us. Enjoy your coffee!'

    The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Four things to take note of in life...

    1. Live simply.
    2. Love generously.
    3. Care deeply.
    4. Speak kindly.

    Shine a light & enjoy your Coffee today!

    Saturday, August 9, 2008

    I can't respond to any emails today, something has crashed on my computer…and…

    SURAT CINTA TIJAH


    Gambar dengan Zuraina, sahabat di PBMSk yang dah mula PHD di UPM. Good luck girl!

    Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

    Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang

    boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

    Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

    Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan

    perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

    Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

    Mike....

    I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

    I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.

    Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

    You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

    My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

    So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from

    me.

    So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

    I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

    Safe walk..

    Tijah


    Kasih Sayang ALLAH swt










    Ni gambar dgn Ana dan Ira, my girls at UMP yang selalu tolong diriku yang terlalu banyak kerja. Tq girls! May Allah be with u all the time!

    Bila Allah cepat makbulkan Doamu, Maka DIA Menyayangimu,
    Bila DIA Lambat Makbulkan doamu, Maka DIA Ingin Mengujimu,
    Bila DIA Tidak Makbulkan Doamu, Maka Dia Merancang Sesuatu Yang lebih Baik Untukmu.

    Oleh itu, Sentiasalah Bersangka Baik Pada ALLAH Dalam Apa Jua Keadaan Pun... Kerana Kasih sayang ALLAH Itu Mendahului KemurkaanNya.

    YOU CAN'T WIN WITH WOMEN




    Sahabat baikku Dayang Zeti dan Wahid, at Kuching. One of the greatest couple on earth..Semoga Allah panjangkan jodoh mereka ke akhir hayat

    WIFE VS. HUSBAND


    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


    W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

    30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how youcan
    be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"




    The Silent Treatment

    A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
    wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



    God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

    6 minggu,6 bulan,6 tahun





    Hadiah (ulang tahun):
    6 minggu : Sayang, i harap u suka cincin yang i beli untuk u ni
    6 bulan : I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang tengah
    6 tahun : Nih duit, u beli sendiri lah apa yg u nak..

    Telefon:
    6 minggu: Baby, ada yang ingin berbual ngan u di telefon nih
    6 bulan : Eh...your call...
    6 tahun : WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH....ANGKAT AAAAAHHH!!!

    Masakan:
    6 minggu: Wah, tak sangka i, pandai u masak.rasa pun sedapppppp...!!!
    6 bulan: Kita makan apa malam ini??
    6 tahun: HAH!! LAUK INI LAGI?


    Memaafkan:
    6 minggu: Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,ye
    6 bulan: Hati-hati! Nanti jatuh tuh.
    6 tahun: Orang dah bilang berkali2 pun tak paham2!!

    Baju baru:
    6 minggu: Aduh sayang, u seperti bidadari dengan dress tu
    6 bulan: Lah.. beli baju baru lagi?
    6 tahun: DAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU TU???

    Sebelum Tido:
    6 minggu: selamat tido sayaaang, mimpi indah2 ya, mmmuach.
    6 bulan: tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
    6 tahun : Sana sikit lah... tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole ker???!

    Pakai Toilet:
    6 minggu: tak apa, u masuk ler dulu, i tak kisaaahhhh
    6 bulan: masih lama lagi ke nih?
    6 tahun: brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digegar), kalau nak bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana !!

    Balas SMS:
    6 minggu: iye sayang, jap lagi i sampai rumah, sayang, i belikan murtabak favourite u ye sayang..
    6 bulan: trafik jam aah
    6 tahun: k..

    Dating process:
    6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
    6 bulan: Of course I love U.
    6 tahun : Iyalah!! kalau i tak cintakan u, buat apa i nikah ngan u??


    Pulang Keje:
    6 minggu: Sayaaang, i dah balik nih...
    6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
    6 tahun: Masak apa hari ini??

    Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T


    Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T

    An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'



    Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

    Our Life

    What happens to Airforce when oil price increased


    Live A Life That Matters



    Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end.


    There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.


    All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten,


    will pass to someone else.


    Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance.


    It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed.


    Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies will finally disappear.


    So, too, your hopes, ambitions, plans, and to-do lists will expire.


    The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.



    It won't matter where you came from, or on what side of the


    tracks you lived, at the end.


    It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant.


    Even your gender and skin colour will be irrelevant.



    So what will matter?


    How will the value of your days be measured?


    What will matter is not what you bought,


    But what you built;


    not what you got, But what you gave.


    What will matter is not your success,


    BUT your significance.


    What will matter is not what you learned,


    BUT what you taught.


    What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice


    that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example.


    What will matter is not your competence, BUT your character.


    What will matter is not how many people you knew,


    BUT how many will feel a lasting loss when you're gone.


    What will matter is not your memories,


    BUT the memories that live in those who loved you.


    What will matter is how long you will be remembered,


    by whom and for what.


    Living a life that matters doesn't happen by accident.


    It's not a matter of circumstance but of choice.


    Choose to live a life that matters!!