Saturday, May 24, 2008

Woman has man..Man has woman...

Kumpulan Orkestra UMP


Taken from internet...funny but true...Allah swt maha Agung..diciptakan manusia berpasang-pasangan sehinggakan dalam perkataan sendiri ada pasangannya...
Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has
Mr. in it;
Female has
Male in it;
She has
He in it;
Madam has
Adam in it;
No wonder men
always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs
of a woman, yet men spend all
their life and time trying to go
back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE
LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MEN
tal illness
MEN
strual cramps
MEN
tal breakdown
MEN
opause
GUY
necologist
AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HIS
terectomy.

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