Tuesday, October 14, 2008

You have been married too long if this happens...

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all

The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather
bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as
he came in the door and saw me he said,

What's for dinner, Batman?'

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